Straight talk:

Hormones, Midlife & Menopause

WTF Is Happening to My Body?!

A real-talk consultation for women in perimenopause or post-menopause who are DONE feeling confused, dismissed, or gaslit.

I'm Ready!

This doesn’t have to be your new normal.

Feeling off, flat, foggy, moody, puffy, exhausted, or just not like yourself?

It’s not “just aging.”
It’s not “all in your head.”
And no, you don’t just have to “deal with it.”

You're likely experiencing perimenopause or post-menopause—two wildly misunderstood phases of life that every woman goes through… yet most of us get zero real education about.

Even our doctors are often misinformed. Case in point:

When I first told my doctor I was gaining weight, losing sleep, and had no sex drive, she asked if I was sweating through the sheets.
I said no.
She said, “Then you’re not in menopause.”

I knew right then: she had no idea what she was talking about.
That was the moment I stopped outsourcing my answers and started digging for the truth.

You are not alone—and you are NOT out of options.

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The truth is, most women are only taught to look out for the “big three”

Hot Flashes

Night Sweats

Mood Swings

But menopause and perimenopause can cause over 100 different symptoms—many of which are dismissed or completely unknown, even to the people we're supposed to trust.

Let’s talk about a few you might not know are connected to your hormones:

Dry or itchy eyes
Brittle nails
Altered taste or a metallic taste
Burning tongue
Heart palpitations
Changes in body odor
Itchy ears
Bone loss (have you checked your bone density lately?)
Fatigue—even when you sleep
Anxiety and rage
Brain fog and memory lapses
Electric shock sensations
Weight gain (especially around the belly) and body composition shifts
Low sex drive
Vaginal dryness
Trouble sleeping

Who knew these could be menopause symptoms?
(Hint: not your average doctor.)

And maybe the scariest part? The fear that this is just how it is now.
That you're stuck feeling like crap for the rest of your life.

I’m here to tell you: this does not have to be your forever.

This is a private, 45-minute consultation call for women in perimenopause or post-menopause who are confused, overwhelmed, and frustrated about what’s going on—and what to do next.

Let’s talk. One-on-One. No BS.

$49

You’ll get:

A clear explanation of what’s likely going on in your body (perimenopause or post-menopause symptoms and how they show up)
What HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) is, and what it’s not
A breakdown of your options—HRT and non-HRT approaches
How to talk to your doctor, and what to do if they aren’t helpful
Whether you might still be a candidate for HRT—even if your last period was years ago
A calm, smart guide who’s been through it, did all the research, and can help you sort fact from fear so you don’t have to go down another rabbit hole

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Why I created this:

Because I lived it.

I spent YEARS trying to figure out what was happening to my body.
I had no period (thanks to an IUD), no clue what phase of life I was in, and I just felt OFF.
Doctors gave me vague answers, outdated advice, or nothing at all.

So I dove in. I studied. I learned. I talked to specialists.
And now I’m on HRT (estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone), and I feel SO much better.

I’m not here to push a product or a prescription.
I’m here to help you feel informed, supported, and less alone.

Ready to feel like yourself again?

Yes!